Over Britney, For The Record

OK, LET'S start with what I don't know about Britney Spears. I don't know her PIN. I don't know if she concurs with me that the Asterix comic series suffered in quality after Goscinny died and his writing partner Uderzo took over the reins. I don't know if the final paragraph of Ernest Hemingway's A Farewell To Arms makes her impossibly sad for humankind yet ache with the glow only fine literature can provide - and as an addendum to that, I don't know if she can read at all. Then again, maybe I'm ...